Yours, Mine & Mine

As husband and wife wat do we share? Would it be nice to hve individual sinks when we brush? And beds?

This days it amazes me how couples complain at each other. Wat makes it worst is irrelevant topics, I don't like the way u brush it irritates me! Your snooring is beginning to irritate me! Why must u look into my handbag? Why do u keep checking my messages? Why can't u make a gud dish just like sam's wife does?
Where exactly is all this coming from? Didn't they court before marriage? Weren't they compatible before they walked the aisle? For goodness sakes let's try and hide our dirty lineage sometimes, especially in the public.

My friend Tina was relocating from England and was to move into their new house with family, she came back to put the final touches to the house while her husband stayed back for work and the kids were to complete the semester. She decided to call up old friends for a quick cooktail. As we tour the beautiful mansion,she was showing us around and explaining stuffs. When we got to the master bedroom, I dashed into the bathroom quickly cos I was attracted by the touch of ocean blue on every spot of the toilet, on getting there I was speechless for like five minutes, unknowingly I screamed "wat's up with all these?" They all came to see wat I was screaming for, a huge size bathroom with everythng double, the sinks, d washbasins, d shower and bathtub..."Oh that,I don't like the too close attitude and it irritates me and sometimes my husband won't get out of the shower. Really! Why don't u join him in there? well me I will sure enjoy the goofy intimacy of brushing together, talking about the day's events in an unintelligible foamy garble. That is wat marriage is all about. Isn't it? It will be nice to hve your own sink Eunice," Tina said. I thought for a moment and ask "den wat do u share? She screamed happily bank accounts, cars, mailbox. Wat the hell is going on?

I don't understand really, some go as far as not using same toothpaste or tissue, is either his own is too hard or her paste has a feminine smell in my mouth. Bullshit.

couples don't share because no one's willing to compromise a friend said but I say they don't share because the are not compatible anymore, they need counselling.